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My horribly altered version of Willie Nelson's Always On My Mind that I re-wrote exclusively to sing to my penis:
"Baby I could have rubbed you,
All those lonely desperate times,
Maybe I should have drugged you
I'm so sorry that you're mine
If I had a tube of Astro-Glide
I would stroke you till I'm blind
But you were always on my mind
You were always on my mind"......................................................................................
Here's a Willie track that DOESN'T suck. That pedal steel is pretty sweet.
7 comments:
Let me guess: you and the guys made this song up over a bottle of Cold Duck when you were a teen?
God I Hope So!
ok so how much time have you got on your, er um icky hands :) I'd like a song about real boobs vrs fake boobs - put your mind to something worthwhile - le
did you know the Roots are the house band for Jimmy Kimmel taking over Conan (puke) O'Briens show?
oh yeah, and please do make up a song about fake boobs. That they can be used as a flotation device in the event of an emergency water evac....
Scandy-He actually made it up Friday over an email to me. Kreg and I are perpetually 12.
And as a follow up-to the tune of "To All The girls I've Loved Before."
To all the dicks I've loved before
Some were six inch some were only four
I dedicate this song
To Long John Dong
To all the dicks I've loved before....
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