02 February 2009

The Perils Of Inbreeding

It is well documented that I have a small portion of my brain devoted exclusively to Gary Busey. So imagine my delight when I opened an email Friday afternoon and beheld the jewel pictured below.
I particularly relish the way that "mom" Busey looks more disheveled and frazzled than the rest, as if "mom" has run herself (himself? hermself?) ragged trying to look after three other rambunctious and clinically psychotic Buseys all while dealing with herm own internal batch of nuanced psychoses.

Further, that image is a master stroke of humor and insanity. I am fairly certain that image is the EXACT pinnacle of Photoshop, and precisely what developers had in mind when they created the program. "Dude, you could like, take a shitty Olan Mills portrait, ya know? And like, put a bunch a Busey heads on em! Fuckin' sweet, right?"

My clearest revelation came when I tried to polish the image using Paint Shop Pro. You see, I noticed that there were some pixel discrepancies that I wanted to clean up. So I tried an old standby, the "One Step Photo Fix" command.

Nothing happened. A bit confused, I tried it again. Still nothing.

And then it hit me: THERE IS NO FIX FOR BEING BUSEY.

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Here's Palmitos Park by El Guincho

6 comments:

Bj in Dallas said...

You should have pshopped the jail picture.......at his finest.

I have a 'separated at birth' picture of my ex and a large paper mache head.......classic.
wonder if I could post it?

love the tune, I'll be dancing to that type music in a month on a beach in Cozumel....yea!

Chelle said...

Yes. It IS perfect.

Chelle said...

But imagine this, guy, what if they were all Clint Howards?

*shudder*

SOMETHING HAPPENED SOMEWHERE TURNING said...

This is some spooky stuff and I suspect I will be having some strange dreams tonight. Awesome!

Debbie said...

That is a wonderful photo. I can just see it as a tshirt and mouse pad.

le @ thirdontheright said...

you are the funniest little bunny I know ... wish you were my neighbour .... le xoxo

ps MIC just found the rant club - he thinks they are all ME hee hee - just jokes - but he did leave some comments showing there is room for a male voice at the club ... should I invite you over ?? come on say yes !!!