27 February 2009

Song For My Penis


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My horribly altered version of Willie Nelson's Always On My Mind that I re-wrote exclusively to sing to my penis:

"Baby I could have rubbed you,

All those lonely desperate times,

Maybe I should have drugged you

I'm so sorry that you're mine

If I had a tube of Astro-Glide

I would stroke you till I'm blind

But you were always on my mind

You were always on my mind"

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Here's a Willie track that DOESN'T suck. That pedal steel is pretty sweet.

7 comments:

Scandalous Housewife said...

Let me guess: you and the guys made this song up over a bottle of Cold Duck when you were a teen?

Bj in Dallas said...

God I Hope So!

le @ thirdontheright said...

ok so how much time have you got on your, er um icky hands :) I'd like a song about real boobs vrs fake boobs - put your mind to something worthwhile - le

Bj in Dallas said...

did you know the Roots are the house band for Jimmy Kimmel taking over Conan (puke) O'Briens show?

Bj in Dallas said...

oh yeah, and please do make up a song about fake boobs. That they can be used as a flotation device in the event of an emergency water evac....

zakary said...

Scandy-He actually made it up Friday over an email to me. Kreg and I are perpetually 12.

Lorrie Veasey said...

And as a follow up-to the tune of "To All The girls I've Loved Before."

To all the dicks I've loved before
Some were six inch some were only four
I dedicate this song
To Long John Dong
To all the dicks I've loved before....