13 March 2009

Names On The Brain

Don't know why I've had names on my mind so much lately. Just the craziness of springtime I guess.

For all you expectant white trash mothers, I have compiled a short but excellently themed compendium of suitable names.

Car names that can double as names for your bratty, white trash baby:

Mercedes
Cherokee
Chevelle
Sierra
Tacoma
Ranger
Bentley
Silhouette
Lancer
Blazer
Yukon
Chevette
Hummer
Pinto
Pacer
Viper
Liberty
Wrangler
Jetta
TL 500


Contrary to popular belief, Honcho is actually an elitist name.


What possible car/baby names did I forget?

10 comments:

Lorrie Veasey said...

Names I Considered for My Own Spawn:

Liberty
Honor
Sunday
Summer

SHOM was not having any of it. Now I know I should have gone for something like Jeep.

Krëg said...

Chief Justice Sunday Veasey.
Senator Honor Veasey-Humperdinck.
Governor Liberty Veasey-Stamos.
President-Elect Summer Veasey.

If you can't utter those phrases with a straight face, you might be picking the wrong name.

zakary said...

When Zoe was about 3, we were at the park and this slutty ass mom and trashy looking dude were leaving with their kids. I heard the mom yell, "Dagger, Ashton, and Mercedes! Get over here...We are leaving!"

GOOD GOD.

Chelle said...

I wouldn't want any of my children having lofty ideas of their self worth, so I'd be more inclined to choose:

Gremlin
Vespa
Rickshaw
Model T (which doubles as a pretty awesome rap name)

Chelle said...

Also, I KNOW of people with children named Vegas and Slayed.

SLAYED.

Krëg said...

Dagger...like what that kid will use to take his own life when he's sick of being mocked at age thirteen.

I could see Slade, but not Slayed.

Model T would have to use 1920's flapper-era vernacular in all his/her rhymes. That would be off the trolley.

Bj in Dallas said...

Torino Maverick Jones.

zakary said...

Jeff liked the name Maverick for a boy.

After Top Gun.

I can't believe I let him have sex with me.

Debbie said...

Damn. And I'm all finished with the kids. Hey, maybe I can get a grandkid named one of these.

*mary* said...

Hahaha, I actually KNOW a girl named Jetta. That is so funny.
No, it is not just her stripper name, it is on her birth certificate.