04 December 2008

Kristmas Kard

So, having received my first Christmas/Kwanzaa/Hanukkah card yesterday (featuring my cousin's darling sixteen-month-old angel), I realized it is time to begin thinking about the composition of this year's Krëg's Klassic Kristmas Kard (available in digital format ONLY -- print your own, asshole). Last year's gem was inspired by my recent separation and pending divorce. I wanted to highlight the lonely, desperate freedom of being newly single. I think I captured it nicely.
This year, I feel I'm in a much more comfortable place. Plus, I've dropped twenty pounds. So my only real dilemma is whether to wear more clothes or less clothes for this years Kard.

11 comments:

Lorrie Veasey said...

BJ and I think you should dress up as a Swedish hooker.

Debbie said...

Lorrie's got a point. You don't see enough Swedish hookers on Christmas cards. It really brightens the season.

zakary said...

"Print Your Own, Asshole" is about where I am with Christmas as well.

I vote for you just to wear some underpants made out of bacon.

Mmmm, bacon.

Bj in Dallas said...

bacon umderwear and a Swedish Hooker holding a frying pan....

hurry

Spatula said...

Swedish hooker! Swedish hooker! *jumps up and down*

Lorrie Veasey said...

If you are going to wear any type of meat undergarment, surely it should be sausage.

Eight inches of sausage.

My Gawd Kreg, if not for me you are going to stay single forever. Sheesh.

Branwen said...

Go for less Kreg and show off your newly found figure.

kwr221 said...

Swedish hooker. Hmmm
as my grandma used to say,

"Var so gud"

Bj in Dallas said...

saw a tshirt you could use for your card that says

I got a sweater for Christmas
but what I really wanted was a
screamer or a moaner.....

kwr221 said...

hahaha, I love BJ's comment.

Le @ third on the right and cold peas said...

hee hee hee I am still laughing at BJ and her moaner ....

I am thinking a nude and rude card would work, with phone number and some catchy tag line ....

why wait for the new year - enjoy Kreg now - less calories than you think

le