15 December 2008

All employees must wash hands.

Yesterday at noon, it was around 70ºF here. By 7:30 in the evening it was spitting ice onto the ground.

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Some crazy stranger attacked a woman in the common-area ladies room at my work Friday evening. According to our receptionist, he tried to strangle her with "something latex" before she head-butted him and escaped. They know it was latex because she is allergic to latex and she had a reaction. The woman, who is a receptionist for another company located in my buliding, did not know her attacker. Oh, and the police don't think it was a sexual thing. So it looks like he was just out to strangle someone in the ladies room on a Friday night. Sheesh, and people are always trying to tell me there isn't much to do in Tulsa!

The police have not captured her attacker and have no leads.
Let me just state this again. SOMEONE WAS ALMOST MURDERED AT MY WORKPLACE FRIDAY EVENING. WITH LATEX.

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School is done for the semester, thank sunny jesus!

11 comments:

SOMETHING HAPPENED SOMEWHERE TURNING said...

Some people are ef'd up.

I've never thought of latex being used as weapon.
What a sicko.

zakary said...

Holy. Shit.

Big ups to her for the head butt and not getting a one way ticket to Murderville.

That's seriously jacked.

Don't you guys have security?

SOMETHING HAPPENED SOMEWHERE TURNING said...

I went and googled latex stuff and all I kept coming up with was porno sites. Are they sure this wasn't a sexual thing?

Bj in Dallas said...

was the murder weapon shaped like a Christmas tree? was he a butler? was it really in the library?

love the head butt too, Kreg you may want to ask her out for added security....

is she Swedish?

SOMETHING HAPPENED SOMEWHERE TURNING said...

I hope that lady is alright? And I hope that you have cameras in the building so that they can catch the S.O.B.

Debbie said...

It's those unexpected weapons that get you every time.

kwr221 said...

Whoa, what kind of place do you work at?

zakary said...

He works as a cocktail waitress.

In a gay bar.

And wears assless chaps.

Lorrie Veasey said...

What's his nametag read? Inga?

zakary said...

He actually works under the name Zsa Zsa Lahore.

Le @ third on the right and cold peas said...

holy buggar me !! a ladies loo is no longer a safe venue for doing loo related activities ... now we have to pack a side arm to defend oneself against crazed latex nutters .... can I say only in America or would that seem likely to dint our friendship ??? le