19 December 2008

Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

Please bring me a Fender Telecaster with a fast neck. Alternately, a Rickenbacker Model 350V63 would be acceptable if you can't find the Tele, since those toater-top pickups run deep.

Or a hooker.



P.S. - A FEMALE hooker this time please.


Lorrie Veasey said...

I also wrote Santa and asked him to bring you a Swedish Hooker. Right after I asked him to make sure BJ got laid this year. That's me: totally selfless, looking out for you divorcees. Perhaps one day they will make me a saint.

Debbie said...

So was the male hooker just not a good enough present? Perhaps it is your inability to be happy with a gift that is causing you problems. Just think about it.

Bj in Dallas said...

do you still have the male hooker?

ps thanks LV for tryin to help a sista out....

zakary said...

What if Santa brought you a hooker that played the guitar?