05 August 2009

No Results Found

Per Google:

Information No results found for "mayonnaise slingshot".

Apparently, I'm the only person in the world who thinks it would awesome to pelt someone from afar with whipped sandwich spread. Or at least, I'm the only one who both thinks it would be awesome and ALSO hasn't had their access to a computer restricted by the court system.

And I have to ask myself, 'Is a slingshot the correct ballistic delivery system for weaponized mayonnaise? Would a catapult work better?'

Thank God I'm not the only crazy person on the interwebs, and most of the other crazies make me look stable and grounded.

I wish I could tell you where this came from and why, but I'm only a Level 3 Crazy, and that is more like a Level 12.

1 comment:

Lorrie Veasey said...

I am glad you are talking about slingshotting your basic mayo only--because Miracle Whip deserves better treatment.

I am thinking that picture came off of BJ's facebook page. Am I right? Cuz she does like a man with a lot o hair.