11 February 2010

Jesus Puppy

People have seen the image of Christ in everything from fridge mold to French toast to the shroud of Turin.
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In order to illustrate my point for a childish email argument earlier this week, I ran an image search on Google for the phrase "Jesus Puppy".

I was surprised by the wide variety of the results.

They ranged from oddball crackpottery

To aesthetically nauseating
To slightly amusing
There were even a few cute ones

But NOTHING quite as remarkable as the image of Jesus that one day appeared on a puppy. It must be the result of the Lord's divine intervention, as a symbol for us all to have faith in him.

Pictured: Finally! Evidence of God's divine, compassionate presence.

Or maybe it's just a dog's ass.
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People need to get a grip, and quit looking for "proof" or "evidence" of God. Belief doesn't work that way; science does. For all of science's proof and evidence and hard facts, when it comes down to base motivators for human action, it cannot trump the power of belief.

Take a gander at THESE mind-raping tattoos.


ZDub said...

That little Asian baby is pretty cute. But I don't see Jesus.

(I'm lying)

Lorrie Veasey said...

Everyone knows Jesus is a cat person anyway.

I didn't realize that was a small asian child. I thought it was the offspring of a latino named Hay-zooz.

Chelle said...

Pat Robertson would disapprove, Kreg. I think the fact that nobody's shot him yet is proof enough.

What? This wasn't about evil Pat Robertson? Oh.


Hi, I'm Amy! said...


And that's MY foot with ODB on it. I wonder who took that pic...