08 October 2009

Blogger Hates Me

Blogger has tweaked something within the past few days, in what I am certain is an effort to piss me off.

I don't know what they have changed, but I find myself no longer able to leave comments on anyone's page. I would suspect this "no comments" development to be the result of court-ordered sanctions against me for repeated online lewdness, except my lawyer helped me dodge that bullet by successfully arguing that I am human in no demonstrable way, and therefore not subject to the laws of people. I used the same argument to refuse his legal fees.

But seriously, Blogger has shit the bed on me, perhaps for the last time. Every few years, I get bored with a particular blog site, and move on to a new one (my ex-blog sites include MySpace and Xanga). I just get bored and need a change, so I move on and set up shop somewhere else. I have been about ready to ankle this Google-owned interface for over two months now, and the ONLY thing that's been keeping me coming back is the enjoyment of commenting on the posts of other bloggers. Such as you, dear reader.

Now I can't even do that. I don't know what is preventing my always witty (read: shitty) remarks from reaching your comments sections. Perhaps it is the crazy amount of restrictions I impose on the Internet using many Firefox add-ons (script-blockers, ad-blockers, cookie-killers, etc.). The problem might fade if I used Internet Explorer as my browser, but I'll eat a handful of soggy cocks before I use ANY version of IE.

Further, without being able to comment on other people's pages, there is little chance of increasing my readership. Not that I care about such things. But still, pretty much an impossibility.

So, until I either solve this problem, cancel my Blogger account, or put a bullet through my motherboard in frustration, please know that I really WANT to leave you some comments. But I can't.


Meantime, here's a couple of images to reflect upon.

Mmmmmm. Baconhenge.

Peace out, yo.



Chelle said...

Hey. Try with a new browser? Because I am captain obvious and that is my suggestion.

Don't leave. I'm too lazy to use other blogsites.

Also, this is my third blog. There. That feels better.

Something Happened Somewhere Turning said...

That really sucks. Don't you go quitting me damn you.

ZDub said...

Yeah, try with Mozilla.

Blogger is a fickle bitch.

Or they just decided to finally ban yo' ass.

Something Happened Somewhere Turning said...

I know...use Anonymous and then sign your name. It's not the same, but at least we know your thinking about us. And if they get wise to that start signing your name Kreg instead of Krëg. That will show them.

Bj in Dallas said...

send blogger a six foot three picture of yourself so they know who they're messing with.

or use the name Debbie

Sheila said...

i just want to know what the bacon is wrapped around in the Baconhenge photo.

le @ whoopwhoop said...

hello pumpkin ... seems you are back as I have you over in whoop whoop ... i might start blogging in my fake english acent and you can lust after me from afar hee hee le

Hi, I'm Amy! said...

What a bummer. It's ok if you move, just don't stop altogether. Is altogether a word?

le @ whoopwhoop said...

where are you laddie ... come on back matey ... after all there is no one like you ... le