30 September 2009

Horrid Joke

Horrid jokes are the ONLY kind of jokes I enjoy. The sicker the better. Therefore, I was incredibly pleased when a band mate supplied an excellent specimen last Friday.
This isn't the joke, but it damn sure has the makings of a good one...

Apparently, there is a site called sikipedia.com, which is a rich depository of awful jokes, and Jeff couldn't wait to unleash the fury.

Neither can I, so without further ado.......

Q: What does spinich have in common with anal sex?

A: Chances are, if you had it forced upon you as a child, you won't like it as an adult.

Yeah, and that is STILL not the worst joke I've ever heard.

What's the worst one you've ever heard?


Something Happened Somewhere Turning said...

I think this was it.

Bj in Dallas said...

is that in the Michael Jackson section?????

JennyMac said...

This was definitely it!

Chelle said...

What do you call an abortion in Prague?

A canceled Czech.

Funny eh?

Hi, I'm Amy! said...

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.


Lorrie Veasey said...



Ohhhhhhhh forget it. You have raised the bar too high.

le @ whoopwhoop said...

ohhh noice ... sad but true :)