Sketch-Up

I've been spit-balling Christmas card ideas for the past few days, and although I think I've decided what my final will look like, I wanted to share a few of the other ideas that almost made the cut.

That's mistletoe, by the way. You know, as in "kiss my ass"? Sorry, my Paint skillz are a bit lacking lately.

Number two is even dumber:

These two were rejected for two different reasons (I don't have easy access to mistletoe, and nipples aren't quite funny enough), but I thought I'd share them just the same.

Also, a mistletoe mustache would rule.

Gogol Bordello - Wonderlust King (It's like gypsy-punk)
Horse Feathers - Curs In The Weeds
Bob Dylan - Blind Willie McTell
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