Dear Santa,
Please bring me a Fender Telecaster with a fast neck. Alternately, a Rickenbacker Model 350V63 would be acceptable if you can't find the Tele, since those toater-top pickups run deep.
Or a hooker.
Love,
Krëg
P.S. - A FEMALE hooker this time please.
4 comments:
I also wrote Santa and asked him to bring you a Swedish Hooker. Right after I asked him to make sure BJ got laid this year. That's me: totally selfless, looking out for you divorcees. Perhaps one day they will make me a saint.
So was the male hooker just not a good enough present? Perhaps it is your inability to be happy with a gift that is causing you problems. Just think about it.
do you still have the male hooker?
ps thanks LV for tryin to help a sista out....
What if Santa brought you a hooker that played the guitar?
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