This year, I feel I'm in a much more comfortable place. Plus, I've dropped twenty pounds. So my only real dilemma is whether to wear more clothes or less clothes for this years Kard.
04 December 2008
Kristmas Kard
So, having received my first Christmas/Kwanzaa/Hanukkah card yesterday (featuring my cousin's darling sixteen-month-old angel), I realized it is time to begin thinking about the composition of this year's Krëg's Klassic Kristmas Kard (available in digital format ONLY -- print your own, asshole). Last year's gem was inspired by my recent separation and pending divorce. I wanted to highlight the lonely, desperate freedom of being newly single. I think I captured it nicely.
This year, I feel I'm in a much more comfortable place. Plus, I've dropped twenty pounds. So my only real dilemma is whether to wear more clothes or less clothes for this years Kard.
This year, I feel I'm in a much more comfortable place. Plus, I've dropped twenty pounds. So my only real dilemma is whether to wear more clothes or less clothes for this years Kard.
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Lorrie's got a point. You don't see enough Swedish hookers on Christmas cards. It really brightens the season.
"Print Your Own, Asshole" is about where I am with Christmas as well.
I vote for you just to wear some underpants made out of bacon.
Mmmm, bacon.
bacon umderwear and a Swedish Hooker holding a frying pan....
hurry
Swedish hooker! Swedish hooker! *jumps up and down*
If you are going to wear any type of meat undergarment, surely it should be sausage.
Eight inches of sausage.
My Gawd Kreg, if not for me you are going to stay single forever. Sheesh.
Go for less Kreg and show off your newly found figure.
Swedish hooker. Hmmm
as my grandma used to say,
"Var so gud"
saw a tshirt you could use for your card that says
I got a sweater for Christmas
but what I really wanted was a
screamer or a moaner.....
hahaha, I love BJ's comment.
hee hee hee I am still laughing at BJ and her moaner ....
I am thinking a nude and rude card would work, with phone number and some catchy tag line ....
why wait for the new year - enjoy Kreg now - less calories than you think
le
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