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Rejected April Fool's blog pranks:
"I'm quitting the Internet because people here are SO mean!" (like a bitchy teenager)
Translate all my previous entries to Spanish.
Homosexual Leather Erotica themed background.
Something serious and heart-felt.
Disabling the comments section.
Hanna Montana superfan page.
Detailing my recent conversion to Scientology.

What's your favorite April Fool's prank?